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Title:Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Format Type:Ebook
Author:James Finn Garner, Lisa Amoroso, Daniel Depland, デーブ スペクター, 田口 佐紀子
Publisher:MacMillan Publishing Company
ISBN:002542730X
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Number of Pages:79
Category:Fantasy, Fiction, Short stories, Humor

Politically Correct Bedtime Stories by James Finn Garner, Lisa Amoroso, Daniel Depland, デーブ スペクター, 田口 佐紀子

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Once upon a time in the olden days heavy set middle aged men would congregate in their elitist clubs sit in over stuffed leather chairs smoke air choking cigars and pitch story ideas and plots to each other Problem was these stories many of which found their way into the general social consciousness reflected the way in which these men lived and saw their world that is the stories were sexist discriminatory unfair culturally biased and in general demeaning to witches animals goblins and fairies everywhere .

Finally after centuries of these abusive tales which have been handed down unknowingly from one male biased generation to the next James Finn Garner has taken it upon himself that s right yet another man to enlighten and liberate these classic bedtime stories and retell them in a way that is much more in keeping with the society in which we live today .

i Politically Correct Bedtime Stories i then is the fruit of Garner s labors We d like to think that future generations of fairy tale fans will see this as a worthy attempt to develop meaningful literature that is totally free from bias and purged from the influences of a flawed cultural past

Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time in the olden days heavy set middle aged men would congregate in their elitist clubs sit in over stuffed leather chairs smoke air choking cigars and pitch story ideas and plots to each other Problem was these stories many of which found their way into the general social consciousness reflected the way in which these men lived and saw their world that is the stories were sexist discriminatory unfair culturally biased and in general demeaning to witches animals goblins and fairies everywhere br br Finally after centuries of these abusive tales which have been handed down unknowingly from one male biased generation to the next James Finn Garner has taken it upon himself that s right yet another man to enlighten and liberate these classic bedtime stories and retell them in a way that is much more in keeping with the society in which we live today br br i Politically Correct Bedtime Stories i then is the fruit of Garner s labors We d like to think that future generations of fairy tale fans will see this as a worthy attempt to develop meaningful literature that is totally free from bias and purged from the influences of a flawed cultural past


Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

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Politically Correct Holiday Stories: For an Enlightened Yuletide Season

Whether your favorite holiday story is A Christmas Carol The Story of Hanukkah or Twas the Night Before Christmas you ll find it transformed to reflect current sensibilities in Politically Correct Holiday Stories Injecting our popular holiday fables with a modern perspective is no easy task but someone had to do it and who better than the proven master of cultural sensitivity James Finn Garner joyfully frees these holiday tales from sexism ageism religious imperialism and every other sorry vestige of our flawed low consciousness past So gather the family whether traditional dysfunctional co dependent or otherwise around the hearth and read aloud these tales as they should have been told the first time


Apocalypse Wow!: A Memoir for the End of Time

As the year bears down the best selling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories James Finn Garner confronts a series of monumental questions Will we remember to order new checks from the bank Did our invitation to the Kennedy New Year s party get lost in the mail again Are we all poised on the brink of worldwide enlightenment or complete planetary destruction Should you really bother investing in that Five Year CD Tonight in the unforgettable words of The Artist Formerly Known as Prince We re gonna party like it s The end is near or at least nearer than it used to be says Garner Humanity is wracked by millennial panic and apocalyptic anticipation or if it isn t already just wait until it reads Garner s latest and last In it he sets off on a slightly to the South of skeptical pilgrimage in search of the truth behind the end times predictions


Tea Party Fairy Tales

Once upon a time James Finn Garner tried to improve young minds by rewriting classic children s stories in Politically Correct Bedtime Stories His plan may have worked all too well Now to save us from creeping socialism death panels and everything progressive he has written the antidote Tea Party Fairy Tales br In Tea Party Fairy Tales Red Riding Hood stands up for her Second Amendment rights the Little Match Girl defends the magic of the free market to her grave and Jack of Beanstalk fame shows the moral decay of a life on the dole For those who find these too long winded more than a dozen Aesop s Fables have been reworked to illustrate the eternal truths of American conservatism in handy shouting points form br Tea Party Fairy Tales deserves a place on every young American s nightstand right next to the Rush Limbaugh plush doll and a Smith amp Wesson automatic to help prevent the destruction of everything good and true in American culture Wake up Storybookland Before it s too late


Honk Honk, My Darling (Rex Koko, Private Clown, #1)

Voted Book of the Year Nontraditional Fiction by the Chicago Writers Association br br From the author of the best seller Politically Correct Bedtime Stories comes a hilarious thriller that establishes a new genre Clown Noir In Top Town a ghetto full of washed up circus lifers in the shadow of a big city Rex Koko is a pariah Yet this clown s brand of chaos helps him solve the most heinous crimes as he tries to earn personal redemption br br In Honk Honk My Darling Rex is hired by a haughty trapeze star to bring back his wayward wife Every time Rex comes close to finding her however other aerialists come to gruesome and spectacular ends Is Addie Carlozo a black widow Is Rex really cursed with bad luck Why is he being followed by those red headed roustabout bastards the Redd Brothers And will circus justice intervene before the police do br br Revenge corruption and murder headline the bill in Top Town where life comes balls for a nickel Babes bullets banana peels As the poet said Damn everything but the circus


The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Politically Correct Holiday Stories, Once Upon a More Enlightened Time

James Finn Garner wowed the world when he wrote Politically Correct Bedtime Stories which sold nearly million copies and then followed it up with two books with the same theme Politically Correct Holiday Stories and Once Upon An Enlightened Time the three books together sold nearly million copies in the U S and were translated into languages Garner s incisive and hilarious books took age old bedtime and holiday stories and made them into politically correct tales of our day His original humor filled with social commentary is well known by readers around the country most recently in his new book Apocalypse Wow


Recut Madness: Favorite Movies Retold for Your Partisan Pleasure

Recut Madness is a retelling of the Hollywood Classics for red states and blue states Hollywood movies purport to appeal to a mass audience but in America today half the population would see The Passion of the Christ while the other half sees Brokeback Mountain Such an inclusive strategy is no longer realistic In Recut Madness some of the most beloved classics are retailed for one side or the other From a red state Wizard of Oz aka The Decider of Oz to a blue state Jaws Garner has reinvented colorization for the new millennium


The Wet Nose of Danger (Rex Koko, Private Clown Book 3)

Brilliant Hysterical Perfection Jim O Heir Parks and Recreation br br A clown as a PI Really Garner pulls it off with splendid writing cutting humor and that requisite of all superb books a great story Bryan Gruley the Starvation Lake trilogy br br From the international best selling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories comes a new mystery genre Clown noir br br In Top Town a ghetto full of washed up circus lifers in the shadow of a big city audiences come every night for cheap thrills both wholesome and not Fire eaters perform for gin money Gypsies reveal the future and for bucks can make it happen Daredevils cheat Death time after time but once And witness to it all is one of the most loved and notorious figures in Top Town a tough joey with a deadly past and a nose for picking all the wrong fights Rex Koko private clown br br The Wet Nose of Danger yanks our hero out of his element when he is hired by a high society dame to get to the bottom of a dognapping epidemic among the show dogs at the kennel club At the same time he is asked to hunt down two missing sideshow freaks Where do his loyalties lie with the blue bloods who will never accept him or with the kinkers who will never forgive him for a past tragedy br br Add to the mix transvestite mobsters rogue elephant seals midget policemen randy joey jumpers fugitive Nazis and a dangerous face off on the docks of Marseilles and you have a gripping hilarious thriller that won t stop humping your leg br br Pistols Palookas Pampered pooches As e e cummings said Damn everything but the circus br


Double Indignity (Rex Koko, Private Clown, #2)

Wonderful Matt Walsh Veep Upright Citizens Brigade br br From the author of the international best seller Politically Correct Bedtime Stories comes a new mystery genre Clown noir br br In Top Town a ghetto full of washed up circus lifers in the shadow of a big city audiences come every night for cheap thrills both wholesome and not Fire eaters perform for gin money Gypsies reveal the future and for a sawbuck can make it happen Daredevils cheat Death time after time but once And witness to it all is one of the most loved and notorious figures in Top Town a tough joey with a deadly past and a nose for picking all the wrong fights Rex Koko private clown br br In Double Indignity Rex Koko is begged to bring in a runaway lion but has his shoe eaten in the process Trying to get repaid for the expensive footwear he runs afoul of drug pushing quacks alligator hypnotists Amazonian witch doctors and blue nosed moral crusaders trying to shut down Top Town Before the second act menace fills the air like the smell of popcorn whiskey and fear The South American jungle was never so dangerous as the tawdry streets of The next best thing to a circus br br It s three rings of danger suspense and more danger Lions Lustful ladies Lethal larries As e e cummings said Damn everything but the circus


Recut Madness: Favorite Movies Retold for Your Partisan Pleasure, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, The Wet Nose of Danger (Rex Koko, Private Clown Book 3), Tea Party Fairy Tales, Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Honk Honk, My Darling (Rex Koko, Private Clown, #1), Politically Correct Holiday Stories: For an Enlightened Yuletide Season, Apocalypse Wow!: A Memoir for the End of Time, The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Politically Correct Holiday Stories, Once Upon a More Enlightened Time, Double Indignity (Rex Koko, Private Clown, #2)